Lukas Pastva - DevOps Extraordinaire

🛠️ Tech Skills

Python: Because sometimes, snakes are friendlier than bugs.
Java: Brewing code one cup at a time.
AWS: Cloud so high, it’s practically in space.
Kubernetes: Orchestrating containers like a maestro conducts an orchestra.
Terraform: Turning your coffee into infrastructure.
GitHub Actions: Automating more than just my procrastination.
Docker: Because shipping your code shouldn’t require actual boats.
Prometheus: Watching your systems like a hawk... or maybe more like a vigilant parent.
Terragrunt: Making the earth quake... with infrastructure as code!
PHP: Because sometimes, you just need to script things your way.

🧠 Soft Skills

Multilingual: Fluent in Slovak, English, German, Polish, and Czech. Because why limit yourself?
Communication: Talking to politicians and IT folks without causing a meltdown.
Stress Management: Survived 7 years as Ops and 5 years as DevOps without turning into a zombie.
Quality Deliverables: Ensuring projects are done when you say so. Yes, you!

🎉 Hobbies

My Wife: The real MVP.
Platform Engineering: Because who needs hobbies when you have platforms?
Entrepreneurship: Turning ideas into reality... or at least trying.
Hardware: PCB design and 3D printing – making things that may or may not explode.
Vintage Handheld Audio: Nostalgia hits harder than my code commits.

🔥 Roast Me

If coding was a relationship, mine would be "It's complicated." Between juggling too many technologies and trying not to burn out, sometimes I wonder if I’m building infrastructure or just building excuses.

My code might be overkill, but hey, who needs simplicity when you have... well, me!