Lukas Pastva

DevOps & Pre-Sales Architect - building platforms, pipelines, and character by roasting myself

👋 Who Am I

16+ years in IT. Built SaaS platforms, led CI/CD and Observability, did pre-sales magic, and occasionally summoned Kubernetes demons on purpose. Results-driven, caffeine-powered.

Contact

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🛠️ Technical Skills (with unapologetic honesty)

Cloud & DevOps

AWS GCP Azure DigitalOcean Vultr Linode Contabo

Containers & Orchestration

Kubernetes (RKE2, EKS, AKS, GKE) Docker ArgoCD docker-compose Helm

CI/CD

GitHub Actions GitLab CI Jenkins TeamCity

IaC & Automation

Terraform Ansible Salt

Software & Web

.NET C# Java PHP JavaScript Python HTML/CSS REST Apache/IIS/Tomcat

Data

MySQL MSSQL Oracle ElasticSearch InfluxDB

Observability & Platforms

Prometheus Thanos Loki Tempo Grafana Dynatrace Datadog CheckMK Istio Jaeger Zipkin Nexus

Security & Ops

TLS SSH Cloudflare API Windows Server ServiceNow BizTalk ServiceBus ITIL Agile

Chaos & Misc

Chaos Engineering (Gremlin) Mailu Traefik Postman APIs everywhere

Yes, it's a lot. No, I don't deploy all of it at once... anymore.

🧠 Soft Skills

🗣️ Languages

Slovak - C2 English - C1 German - A2 Polish - A1 Spanish - A1

I can order coffee in five tongues and debug in six.

🎉 Projects & Hobbies

🔥 Roast Me

If infrastructure is code, mine is probably over-engineered enough to file for an art grant. I promise it's on purpose. Mostly.

I speak fluent YAML, occasionally to my coffee machine. Side effects include reliable platforms, smug dashboards, and the inability to explain my job to relatives.